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So every one has their own sense of humor and their own sense of how to think about this war promoted by Bush, Cheney, Rove and their friends. Did you notice, I did not call Bush, "shit for brains" which is my new little nickname for him? And when I read this piece in the Xpress today it seemed to me that it about summed up how I think about this war. And I share it here. But as I said, everyone has their own sense of humor and mine may be a bit different than yours.

"Thought Thinking with Brandy. The war that's like in Iraq and stuff.

People have been asking me about the war that's like in Iraq and stuff and I'm like, "War is totally wrong, you know?" And those people, the Shits and Sunnys, are blowing their cars up and stuff, which is totally gay.

But I know what we need to do. If we sent in my school's cheerleaders we could totally make those little Iraqi people so psyched for freedom!

I'd put streamers and posters and stuff and cookies and write new cheers, with Lisa leading because Dakota is soooo lame.

We'd do cheers like "U...S...A! American is #1!" "Freedom Totally Rocks!: and "B...O...MB...Voting is the Bomb!" Maybe a little "Hollaback Girl."

The Iraqis would be all about America and know that we're number one and they can't take away our freedoms! And Sally Carter would totally do a Kurd. She told me she's really into uni-brows. She's such a skank.

Then our soldiers could come home and I could tell Kevin that all the stuff I sold before he left was because I thought he was going to die, but now I'm hooking up with Ted Barker because he's got a nicer car.