Something for Your Stomach

Found it on the web. I think it works:

If your stomach is upset after a meal - try massaging up and down
the inside length of your thighs, pushing in hard with your fingers.

My thighs? have you finally gone insane?

Not yet. This area holds neurolymphatic points for your small intestine - another gem
of traditional Chinese medicine. Kneading these points helps clear blocked energy and
gets your digestion moving again.

I know if sounds crazy but don't knock it until you've tried it...